Terrible Two's?? You haven't met my three year old!

Wow!  Three year olds!  What crazy person allowed kids to turn three?  I mean, seriously!  What were "they" thinking?

My three year old is a mess!

Literally.

Like 75% of the time!

He crumbles into a heaping pile of mush at even the hint of him not getting his way.  I don't even have to say no anymore...and god help us all if I even think the "N" word let alone say it!!

The kid turns from this super sweet, extremely adorable, cuddle monster who slathers us in sloppy kisses to Godzilla meets the Terminator in T minus 1.5 seconds!!  Anything in his way may suffer the wrath of his fury!  The other day, he threw a giant rubbermaid bin across the living room!!

What is with that????  Ugh!!  Let it end!!  The sooner, the better!!

It's a beautiful thing...

Small reached a milestone today!!  He's been itching for a milestone ever since he got his last tooth.  So today's the day!

Today....

He reached the minimum height to get into the IKEA play area!!!!

And oh, baby!  Is that ever a beautiful thing!!!

I got to wander aimlessly through the store while the kids played to their hearts content.  I just tried to ignore the ball pit that grosses me out to no end.

The only thing missing was a latte in hand.

Speaking of which...why haven't Starbucks and IKEA hooked up yet?  That's like a match made in heaven!